FAQ

Frequently Asked Questions 

(Because you’ve got questions, and we’ve got answers… with a side of sarcasm.) Welcome to the FAQ zone, where curiosity meets comedy. 

We get it. You’ve got logistics, policies, and random “wait, can I bring my cousin?” kind of questions.

So we made this little cheat sheet to keep things simple, funny, and honest, just like our shows. Now, let’s dive into the stuff you were probably going to email us about anyway. 

1. Where do I park? 

Ah, the eternal question: “Where the hell do I put my car?” 

Good news, Fort Worth’s got you covered. 

Garage Parking: 

- City Center Garage #2 – 400 Jones Street 

Free weekdays (6 PM–3 AM) & weekends (Friday 6 PM–Monday 3 AM). 

- The Tower Garage – 400 Taylor Street 

Same deal — free after 6 PM and all weekend long. 

Street Parking: 

Downtown meters are like your boss on Friday, they clock out at 6 PM and don’t come back ‘til Monday. 

If you’re the “I need proof” type, check out the full parking map: 

Downtown Fort Worth Parking Map 

2. What are the show policies?

We like to keep things fun, but we also like to keep things running smoothly. So here’s how not to get kicked out: 

- 2 drink minimum per person (yes, even if you “don’t really drink”). 

- 20% gratuity is automatically added (because our staff deserves it). 
- Seating is first come, first serve for both GA and Preferred. 

- No refunds. None. Zip. 

- 18 and up only. Bring your ID or bring disappointment. 

- 17 and under can attend if they’re with a parent or guardian — not your buddy who’s “basically an adult.” 

- 20 minutes late? Say goodbye to your tickets. You can still come, but it is first come, first serve. 

- No heckling or videos. Seriously, don’t be that person. 

- Absolutely no video recording. 

- No large bags or backpacks. 

- No animals. (Unless it’s a service animal who loves stand-up.) 

- Have fun and be respectful. Comedy is better when everyone’s laughing with you, not at you. 

3. How long do shows last? 

Most shows run about 90 minutes. Long enough to laugh your face off, but short enough to still get tacos after. 

4. How old do you have to be to come to a show? 

18 and up.

If you’re 17 or younger, you can still come, but you’ll need to bring a parent or guardian. Not your “cool uncle” who thinks he’s slick. 

5. Can I get a refund? 

Short answer: No. 

Longer answer: Still mostly no. 

Here’s why: putting on shows takes work (and money). Once your tickets are sold, they’re locked in. 

That said, if a show is cancelled or rescheduled, you’ll absolutely get a refund. 

Got an emergency or special case? Email us at [email protected] and we’ll see if we can work something out. Just know “my cat looked sad so I stayed home” doesn’t count. 

6. Do I really have to buy 2 drinks per person? 

Yes. Every person, every show. 

This isn’t us being greedy. It’s just how comedy clubs survive. Ticket sales mostly go to the comedians (the ones making you laugh). The drinks? That’s what keeps the lights on, the staff paid, and the vibe alive. 

So grab a beer, cocktail, mocktail, or whatever makes your night better and toast to keeping live comedy alive.